Viva la “Vita” (LOL)
So I have a PS Vita! I’ll post a review or whatever later. It has a screenshot feature that works with most games, so I figured I’d post neat/whatever pictures with a short review. SO THERE WILL BE UPDATES.
May 1, 2012
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Hey RPG writers, next time a character asks how spells work, you can just say “magic”.
March 8, 2012
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Tiny Tower Tips!
How to get Tower Bux easily: make a chart of every Bitizen in your tower, including the floor number of their jobs and their apartments, so you can find them and get Bux!
How to waste an hour and a half of your life: make a chart of every Bitizen in your tower, including the floor number of their jobs and their apartments, so you can find them and get Bux.
March 4, 2012
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Brief Review: Lumines: Electronic Symphony
Great game, except for the fact that the controls are unusable when you’re trying to take a screenshot 63 minutes into your Voyage run.
February 25, 2012
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Brief Review: Wipeout 2048
As someone who has only played the PS3 Wipeout game…this is that but smaller. Which is pretty great.
February 25, 2012
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Brief Review: Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
This game is exactly the same as all other Hot Shots Golf games, which are basically the same as all other golf games except for Mario Golf. But it’s still good.
February 25, 2012
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Brief Review: Touch My Katamari
The best portable version of Katamari ever, which you might never buy because of this screenshot.
February 25, 2012
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February 21, 2012
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Why I Would Probably Play Kinect Disneyland Adventures
Three things:
- I don’t have kids.
- I don’t have a Kinect.
- I’m not creepy.
- I kinda want to play Kinect Disneyland Adventures.
Sometimes I talk about Disneyland, and sometimes I talk about video games, and Kinect Disneyland Adventures is basically a Disneyland video game.
See?
Maybe it’s the fact that it’s a (from what I gather) faithful re-creation of Disneyland in a video game. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m kind of a Disney nerd. Maybe it’s the fact that I like minigames. Oh, wait, it’s the first two, and also a fourth thing that is kind of like the first thing.
I’ve been a Disneyland passholder for the past two years. I LIKE IT THAT MUCH. I of course know other people with Disneyland passes; I’m not creepy (see: bullet 3, above). So, it is pretty much a given that I currently have better access to real Disneyland than the average person. However, I think it would be pretty cool to walk around inside a virtual re-creation of Disneyland, because I love virtual re-creations of things. This is the fourth thing.
THE MOST FUN IN THE WORLD.
Wouldn’t you love to play a Virtual Louvre game? Or at least, download the Virtual Louvre demo from Steam/PSN/XBLA so you can see just how many arms the Venus de Milo doesn’t have? (spoiler: all of them) We’ve been promised virtual reality since forever, and this is practically Holodeck Disneyland.
“DUDE can you believe the wait times here”
At least, I assume. I haven’t played it! (THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE ARTICLE.)
Until then, I can always wait for the Minecraft Disneyland guy to finish his full-scale replica of Disneyland in Minecraft. And I can always go on public Minecraft servers where there are some other Disney nerds that are obsessed with re-creating things for my benefit.
Those balloons look…sharp.
Unless you want to buy it for me. Come on, it’s 20dozen—the end of the world. You don’t need the money.
October 17, 2011
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Bare-minimum game journalism requirement: the Batman Arkham City promo download card from GameStop.
